Standings — October 11, 2024

(Updated October 16, 2024)

Larry Division

1. Cardinals (40-23), .635, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (25-32), .439, 12.0 GB
3. Rockies (19-30), .388, 14.0 GB

Cardinals Magic Number = 11

Moe Division

1. Red Sox (27-26), .509, 0.0 GB
2. Athletics (26-31), .456, 3.0 GB
3. Mets (29-42), .408, 7.0  GB

Curly Division

1. Pirates (33-22), .600, 0.0 GB
2. Giants (34-30), .531, 3.5 GB
3. Reds (27-24), .529, 4.0 GB

Next action: Nothing on the schedule currently. Let's roll!

Standings — September 30, 2024

Larry Division

1. Cardinals (36-21), .632, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (23-31), .426, 11.5 GB
3. Rockies (17-27), .386, 12.5 GB

Cardinals Magic Number = 18

Moe Division

1. Red Sox (25-25), .500, 0.0 GB
2. Athletics (26-31), .456, 2.5 GB
3. Mets (28-38), .424, 5.0  GB

Curly Division

1. Pirates (31-22), .585, 0.0 GB
2. Reds (26-21), .553, 2.0 GB
3. Giants (30-26), .538, 2.5 GB

Next action: Nothing on the schedule currently. Let's roll!

Standings — September 5, 2024

(Updated September 13, 2024)

Larry Division

1. Cardinals (36-21), .632, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (23-31), .426, 11.5 GB
3. Rockies (17-27), .386, 12.5 GB

Cardinals Magic Number = 18

Moe Division

1. Red Sox (25-25), .500, 0.0 GB
2. Athletics (24-28), .462, 2.0 GB
3. Mets (26-36), .419, 5.0  GB

Curly Division

1. Pirates (31-22), .585, 0.0 GB
2. Reds (22-18), .550, 2.5 GB
3. Giants (29-25), .537, 2.5 GB

Next action: Nothing on the schedule currently. Let's roll!

Standings—August 1, 2024

(Updated August 11, 2024)

(Updated August 14, 2024)

(Updated August 15, 2024)

Larry Division

1. Cardinals (36-17), .679, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (21-27), .438, 12.5 GB
3. Rockies (15-27), .357, 15.5 GB

Moe Division

1. Red Sox (22-25), .468, 0.0 GB
2. Athletics (24-28), .462, 0.5 GB
3. Mets (21-31), .404, 3.5 GB

Curly Division

1. Pirates (31-21), .596, 0.0 GB
2. Reds (22-18), .550, 3.0 GB
3. Giants (25-23), .521, 4.0 GB

Next action: Nothing on the schedule currently. Let's roll!

Standings -- July 21, 2024

(Updated July 22, 2024)

(Updated July 25, 2024)

(Updated July 31, 2024)

Larry Division

1. Cardinals (32-15), .681, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (21-27), .438, 11.5 GB
3. Rockies (15-27), .357, 14.5 GB

Moe Division

1. Red Sox (22-22), .500, 0.0 GB
2. Athletics (19-27), .417, 4.0 GB
3. Mets (18-27), .400, 4.5 GB

Curly Division

1. Pirates (28-18), .609, 0.0 GB
2. Reds (22-18), .550, 3.0 GB
3. Giants (24-20), .545, 3.0 GB

Next action: Nothing on the schedule currently. Let's roll!

Commissioner Dog Night 2024

A Motley Crew

Larry Division

1. Cardinals (29-14), .674, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (18-23), .439, 10.0 GB
3. Rockies (15-27), .357, 13.5 GB

Moe Division

1. Red Sox (20-20), .500, 0.0 GB
2. Athletics (17-23), .425, 3.0 GB
3. Mets (18-25), .417, 3.5 GB

Curly Division

1. Pirates (24-17), .585, 0.0 GB
2. Reds (22-18), .550, 1.5 GB
3. Giants (22-18), .550, 1.5 GB

And those are your divisions for 2024! That Curly Division will be a bloodbath! And, now that the Ping Pong Balls have spoken, here are the mid-season draft results:

Mid-season draft:

1. Red Sox: Paul Skenes (cut: Anthony Rendon)
2. Yankees: Jackson Merrill (cut: Jonathan Losiaga)
3. Rockies: Heliot Ramos (cut: Max Muncy)
4. Giants: Mason Miller (cut: Jeff McNeil)
5. Athletics: Kutter Crawford (cut: Ross Stripling)
6. Mets: Jarren Duran (cut: Jose Urias)
7. Pirates: Jeff Hoffman (cut: Lucas Giolito)
8. Reds: Cedanne Rafaela (cut: Vaughn Grissom)
9. Cardinals: Felix Bautista (cut: Ramon Laureano)

Road Kill:

Red Sox draft Ramon Laureano, cutting Giovanni Gallegos

Yankees draft Max Muncy, cutting Sixto Sanchez

Athletics draft Jeff McNeil, cutting Jean Segura

Next action: Friday, July 19, 4:00 p.m., at the new Athletics stadium. No, not Las Vegas!

Standings -- July 10, 2024

(Updated July 11, 2024)

1. Cardinals (29-14), .674, 0.0 GB
2. Pirates (24-17), .585, 4.0 GB
3. Giants (22-18), .550, 5.5 GB
4. Reds (22-18), .550, 5.5  GB
5. Red Sox (20-20), .500, 7.5 GB
6. Yankees (18-23), .439, 10.0 GB
7. Athletics (17-23), .425, 10.5 GB
8. Mets (18-25), .417, 11.0 GB
9. Rockies (15-27), .357, 13.5 GB

40-game records and ping-pong ball allocations

1. Rockies (14-26), 9 ping-pong balls (1-9)
2. Mets (17-23), 7.5 ping-pong balls (10-16, half of 17)
3. Athletics (17-23), 7.5 ping-pong balls (half of 17, 18-24)
4. Yankees (18-22), 6 ping-pong balls (25-30)
5. Red Sox (20-20), 5 ping-pong balls (31-35)
6. Giants (22-18), 3.5 ping-pong balls (36-38, half of 39)
7. Reds (22-18), 3.5 ping-pong balls (half of 39, 40-42)
8. Pirates (23-17), 2 ping-pong balls (43, 44)
9. Cardinals (27-13), 1 ping pong ball (45)

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll 'em!