Standings — October 16, 2026

 (Updated October 19, 2026)

Larry Division

1. Rockies  (29-33), .468, 0.0 GB
2. Mets (27-41), .397, 5.0 GB
3. Oakland (21-41), .339, 8.0 GB
   Rockies Magic Number = 11

Moe Division

1. Yankees  (42-25), .627, 0.0 GB
2. Pirates (44-27), .620, 0.0 GB
3. Red Sox (28-28), .500, 8.5 GB
   Yankees Magic Number = 12

Curly Division

1. Reds (41-26), .612, 0.0 GB
2. Giants (30-34), .469, 9.5 GB
3. Cardinals (34-41), .453, 11.0 GB
   Reds Magic Number = 6

Wild Card

1. Pirates (44-27), 0.0 GB
2. Red Sox (28-28),  8.5 GB
3. Giants (30-34),  10.5 GB
   Pirates Wild Card Magic Number = 9

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll!

Standings — October 6, 2026

(Updated October 8, 2026)
(Updated October 9, 2026)
(Updated October 13, 2026)

Larry Division

1. Rockies  (27-29), .482, 0.0 GB
2. Mets (26-40), .394, 6.0 GB
3. Oakland (21-41), .339, 9.0 GB

Moe Division

1. Pirates (40-23), .635, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (37-23), .617, 1.5  GB
3. Red Sox (26-26), .500, 8.5 GB

Curly Division

1. Reds (39-24), .619, 0.0 GB
2. Giants (30-34), .469, 9.5 GB
3. Cardinals (31-37), .456, 10.5 GB

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll!

Standings — September 4, 2026

(Updated September 23, 2026)
(Updated September 30, 2026)
(Updated October 1, 2026)

Larry Division

1. Rockies  (26-28), .481, 0.0 GB
2. Mets (24-37), .393, 5.5 GB
3. Oakland (19-39), .328, 9.0 GB

Moe Division

1. Pirates (39-21), .650, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (36-21), .632, 1.5  GB
3. Red Sox (23-25), .479, 10.0 GB

Curly Division

1. Reds (32-20), .615, 0.0 GB
2. Cardinals (27-31), .466, 8.0 GB
3. Giants (25-29), .463, 8.0 GB

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll!

Standings — August 18, 2026

(Updated August 19, 2026)
(Updated August 21, 2026)
(Updated August 27, 2026)

Larry Division

1. Rockies  (25-24), .510, 0.0 GB
2. Mets (21-33), .389, 6.5 GB
3. Oakland (18-37), .327, 10.0 GB

Moe Division

1. Pirates (32-18), .640, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (30-17), .638, 0.5  GB
3. Red Sox (21-25), .457, 9.0 GB

Curly Division

1. Reds (28-18), .609, 0.0 GB
2. Cardinals (25-25), .500, 5.0 GB
3. Giants (21-24), .467, 6.5 GB

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll!

Standings — July 30, 2026

(Updated August 10, 2026)
(Updated August 12, 2026)
(Updated August 17, 2026) 

Larry Division

1. Rockies  (25-24), .510, 0.0 GB
2. Mets (20-32), .385, 6.5 GB
3. Oakland (15-34), .306, 10.0 GB

Moe Division

1. Yankees (29-15), .659, 0.0  GB
2. Pirates (27-16), .628, 1.5 GB
3. Red Sox (20-23), .465, 8.5 GB

Curly Division

1. Reds (25-15), .625, 0.0 GB
2. Cardinals (23-21), .523, 4.0 GB
3. Giants (19-23), .452, 7.0 GB

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll!

Commissioner Dog Night 2026

 

Larry Division

1. Rockies  (21-21), .500, 0.0 GB
2. Mets (16-27), .372, 5.5 GB
3. Oakland (12-29), .290, 8.5 GB

Moe Division

1. Yankees (27-14), .660, 0.0  GB
2. Pirates (26-15), .634, 1.0 GB
3. Red Sox (19-21), .475, 7.5 GB

Curly Division

1. Reds (25-15), .625, 0.0 GB
2. Cardinals (20-20), .500, 5.0 GB
3. Giants (18-22), .450, 7.0 GB

And those are your divisions for 2026. Prediction: the Moe Division will end up being a bloodbath! And, now that the Ping Pong Balls have spoken, here are the mid-season draft results:

Mid-season draft:

1. Athletics: Kevin McGonigle (cut: Rhys Hoskins)
2. Cardinals: Cam Schlittler (cut: Xander Bogaarts)
3. Red Sox: Bryce Eldridge (cut: Mark Vientos)
4. Giants: Ben Rice (cut: Shane Baz)
5. Mets: Chase Burns (cut: Nolan Jones)
6. Rockies: Xavier Edwards (cut: Brendan Rogers))
7. Pirates: Braxton Ashcraft (cut: Jeff Hoffman)
8. Reds: Esmerlyn Valdez  (cut: Yoan Moncada)
9. Yankees: Carson Benge (cut: Alec Bohm)

Road Kill:

Oakland drafts Alec Bohm, cutting Sean Manaea

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll!

July 13, 2026 — Ping-Pong Ball Assignments for Commissioner Dog Night

1. Oakland (12-28) (9 Ping-Pong Balls) (1-9)
2. Mets (16-24) (8 Ping-Pong Balls) (10-17)
3. Giants (18-22) (7 Ping-Pong Balls) (18-24)
4. Red Sox (19-21) (6 Ping-Pong Balls) (25-30)
5. Cardinals (20-20) (5 Ping-Pong Balls) (31-35)
6. Rockies (21-19) (4 Ping-Pong Balls) (36-39)
7. Reds (25-15) (3 Ping-Pong Balls) (40-42)
8. Pirates (26-14) (1.5 Ping-Pong Balls) (43, 44 1-10)
9. Yankees (26-14) (1.5 Ping-Pong Balls) (44 11-20, 45)

Next action: Commissioner Dog Night, Wednesday, July 15, at Yankee Stadium.

Let's roll 'em!