Commissioner Dog Night 2026

 

Larry Division

1. Rockies  (21-21), .500, 0.0 GB
2. Mets (16-27), .372, 5.5 GB
3. Oakland (12-29), .290, 8.5 GB

Moe Division

1. Yankees (27-14), .660, 0.0  GB
2. Pirates (26-15), .634, 1.0 GB
3. Red Sox (19-21), .475, 7.5 GB

Curly Division

1. Reds (25-15), .625, 0.0 GB
2. Cardinals (20-20), .500, 5.0 GB
3. Giants (18-22), .450, 7.0 GB

And those are your divisions for 2026. Prediction: the Moe Division will end up being a bloodbath! And, now that the Ping Pong Balls have spoken, here are the mid-season draft results:

Mid-season draft:

1. Athletics: Kevin McGonigle
2. Cardinals: Cam Schlittler
3. Red Sox: Bryce Eldridge
4. Giants: Ben Rice
5. Mets: Chase Burns
6. Rockies: Xavier Edwards
7. Pirates: Braxton Ashcraft
8. Reds: Esmerlyn Valdez
9. Yankees: Carson Benge

Road Kill:

Oakland drafts Alec Bohm (Yankees cut), cutting Sean Manaea

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll!

July 13, 2026 — Ping-Pong Ball Assignments for Commissioner Dog Night

1. Oakland (12-28) (9 Ping-Pong Balls) (1-9)
2. Mets (16-24) (8 Ping-Pong Balls) (10-17)
3. Giants (18-22) (7 Ping-Pong Balls) (18-24)
4. Red Sox (19-21) (6 Ping-Pong Balls) (25-30)
5. Cardinals (20-20) (5 Ping-Pong Balls) (31-35)
6. Rockies (21-19) (4 Ping-Pong Balls) (36-39)
7. Reds (25-15) (3 Ping-Pong Balls) (40-42)
8. Pirates (26-14) (1.5 Ping-Pong Balls) (43, 44 1-10)
9. Yankees (26-14) (1.5 Ping-Pong Balls) (44 11-20, 45)

Next action: Commissioner Dog Night, Wednesday, July 15, at Yankee Stadium.

Let's roll 'em!

Standings — July 7, 2026

(Updated July 8, 2026)
(Updated July 10, 2026)

1. Yankees (27-14), .660, 0.0 GB
2. Pirates  (26-15), .634, 1.0 GB
3. Reds (25-15), .625, 1.5  GB
4. Rockies (21-21), .500, 6.5 GB
5. Cardinals (20-20), .500, 6.5 GB
6. Red Sox (19-21), .475, 7.5 GB
7. Giants (18-22), .450, 8.5 GB
8. Mets (16-27), .372, 12.0 GB
9. Oakland (12-29), .290, 15.0 GB

Forty Game Records and Ping-Pong Ball Allocations

1. Oakland (12-28) (9 Ping-Pong Balls)
2. Mets (16-24) (8 Ping-Pong Balls)
3. Giants (18-22) (7 Ping-Pong Balls)
4. Red Sox (19-21) (6 Ping-Pong Balls)
5. Cardinals (20-20) (5 Ping-Pong Balls)
6. Rockies (21-19) (4 Ping-Pong Balls)
7. Reds (25-15) (3 Ping-Pong Balls)
8. Pirates (26-14) (1.5 Ping-Pong Balls)
9. Yankees (26-14) (1.5 Ping-Pong Balls)

Next action: Some tea parties upcoming, and then ... Commissioner Dog Night, Wednesday, July 15, at Yankee Stadium.

Let's roll 'em!

Standings — June 16, 2026

(Updated June 17, 2026)
(Updated June 23, 2026)
(Updated June 25, 2026)

1. Yankees (25-14), .641, 0.0 GB
2. Pirates  (23-13), .640, 0.5 GB
3. Reds (16-12), .571, 3.5  GB
4. Rockies (18-15), .545, 4.0 GB
5. Cardinals (20-20), .500, 5.5 GB
6. Red Sox (14-16), .467, 6.5 GB
7. Giants (15-20), .429, 8.0 GB
8. Mets (12-20), .375, 9.5 GB
9. Oakland (11-24), .314, 12.0 GB

Forty Game Records and Ping-Pong Ball Allocations

1. Cardinals (20-20) (Ping-Pong Balls TBD)

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll 'em!

Standings — May 20, 2026

(Updated May 31, 2026)
(Updated June 4, 2026)

1. Pirates  (21-10), .677, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (25-14), .641, 0.0 GB
3. Reds (15-9), .625, 2.5  GB
4. Rockies (9-10), .474, 6.0 GB
5. Cardinals (15-17), .469, 6.5 GB
6. Red Sox (11-13), .458, 6.5 GB
7. Giants (13-19), .406, 8.5 GB
8. Mets (12-20), .375, 9.5 GB
9. Oakland (8-17), .320, 10.0 GB

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll 'em!

Standings — April 30, 2026

(Updated May 7, 2026)
(Updated May 11, 2026)
(Updated May 15, 2026)

1. Pirates  (21-10), .677, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (25-14), .641, 0.0 GB
3. Reds (15-9), .625, 2.5  GB
4. Cardinals (15-17), .469, 6.5 GB
5. Red Sox (11-13), .458, 6.5 GB
6. Giants (11-14), .440, 7.0 GB
7. Rockies (6-9), .400, 7.0 GB
8. Mets (9-17), .346, 9.5 GB
9. Oakland (6-16), .273, 10.5 GB

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll 'em!

Standings — March 29, 2026

 (Updated March 31, 2026)

1. Pirates  (20-8), .714, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (20-12), .625, 2.0 GB
3. Reds (15-8), .652, 2.5  GB
4. Giants (9-10), .474, 6.5 GB
5. Cardinals (11-12), .478, 6.5 GB
6. Red Sox (10-11), .476, 6.5 GB
7. Rockies (5-8), .385, 7.5 GB
8. Mets (4-13), .235, 10.5 GB
9. Oakland (4-16), .200, 12.0 GB

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll 'em!