Commissioner Dog Night 2026

 

Larry Division

1. Rockies  (21-21), .500, 0.0 GB
2. Mets (16-27), .372, 5.5 GB
3. Oakland (12-29), .290, 8.5 GB

Moe Division

1. Yankees (27-14), .660, 0.0  GB
2. Pirates (26-15), .634, 1.0 GB
3. Red Sox (19-21), .475, 7.5 GB

Curly Division

1. Reds (25-15), .625, 0.0 GB
2. Cardinals (20-20), .500, 5.0 GB
3. Giants (18-22), .450, 7.0 GB

And those are your divisions for 2026. Prediction: the Moe Division will end up being a bloodbath! And, now that the Ping Pong Balls have spoken, here are the mid-season draft results:

Mid-season draft:

1. Athletics: Kevin McGonigle (cut: Rhys Hoskins)
2. Cardinals: Cam Schlittler (cut: Xander Bogaarts)
3. Red Sox: Bryce Eldridge (cut: Mark Vientos)
4. Giants: Ben Rice (cut: Shane Baz)
5. Mets: Chase Burns (cut: Nolan Jones)
6. Rockies: Xavier Edwards (cut: Brendan Rogers))
7. Pirates: Braxton Ashcraft (cut: Jeff Hoffman)
8. Reds: Esmerlyn Valdez  (cut: Yoan Moncada)
9. Yankees: Carson Benge (cut: Alec Bohm)

Road Kill:

Oakland drafts Alec Bohm, cutting Sean Manaea

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll!

July 13, 2026 — Ping-Pong Ball Assignments for Commissioner Dog Night

1. Oakland (12-28) (9 Ping-Pong Balls) (1-9)
2. Mets (16-24) (8 Ping-Pong Balls) (10-17)
3. Giants (18-22) (7 Ping-Pong Balls) (18-24)
4. Red Sox (19-21) (6 Ping-Pong Balls) (25-30)
5. Cardinals (20-20) (5 Ping-Pong Balls) (31-35)
6. Rockies (21-19) (4 Ping-Pong Balls) (36-39)
7. Reds (25-15) (3 Ping-Pong Balls) (40-42)
8. Pirates (26-14) (1.5 Ping-Pong Balls) (43, 44 1-10)
9. Yankees (26-14) (1.5 Ping-Pong Balls) (44 11-20, 45)

Next action: Commissioner Dog Night, Wednesday, July 15, at Yankee Stadium.

Let's roll 'em!

Standings — July 7, 2026

(Updated July 8, 2026)
(Updated July 10, 2026)

1. Yankees (27-14), .660, 0.0 GB
2. Pirates  (26-15), .634, 1.0 GB
3. Reds (25-15), .625, 1.5  GB
4. Rockies (21-21), .500, 6.5 GB
5. Cardinals (20-20), .500, 6.5 GB
6. Red Sox (19-21), .475, 7.5 GB
7. Giants (18-22), .450, 8.5 GB
8. Mets (16-27), .372, 12.0 GB
9. Oakland (12-29), .290, 15.0 GB

Forty Game Records and Ping-Pong Ball Allocations

1. Oakland (12-28) (9 Ping-Pong Balls)
2. Mets (16-24) (8 Ping-Pong Balls)
3. Giants (18-22) (7 Ping-Pong Balls)
4. Red Sox (19-21) (6 Ping-Pong Balls)
5. Cardinals (20-20) (5 Ping-Pong Balls)
6. Rockies (21-19) (4 Ping-Pong Balls)
7. Reds (25-15) (3 Ping-Pong Balls)
8. Pirates (26-14) (1.5 Ping-Pong Balls)
9. Yankees (26-14) (1.5 Ping-Pong Balls)

Next action: Some tea parties upcoming, and then ... Commissioner Dog Night, Wednesday, July 15, at Yankee Stadium.

Let's roll 'em!

Standings — June 16, 2026

(Updated June 17, 2026)
(Updated June 23, 2026)
(Updated June 25, 2026)

1. Yankees (25-14), .641, 0.0 GB
2. Pirates  (23-13), .640, 0.5 GB
3. Reds (16-12), .571, 3.5  GB
4. Rockies (18-15), .545, 4.0 GB
5. Cardinals (20-20), .500, 5.5 GB
6. Red Sox (14-16), .467, 6.5 GB
7. Giants (15-20), .429, 8.0 GB
8. Mets (12-20), .375, 9.5 GB
9. Oakland (11-24), .314, 12.0 GB

Forty Game Records and Ping-Pong Ball Allocations

1. Cardinals (20-20) (Ping-Pong Balls TBD)

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll 'em!

Standings — May 20, 2026

(Updated May 31, 2026)
(Updated June 4, 2026)

1. Pirates  (21-10), .677, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (25-14), .641, 0.0 GB
3. Reds (15-9), .625, 2.5  GB
4. Rockies (9-10), .474, 6.0 GB
5. Cardinals (15-17), .469, 6.5 GB
6. Red Sox (11-13), .458, 6.5 GB
7. Giants (13-19), .406, 8.5 GB
8. Mets (12-20), .375, 9.5 GB
9. Oakland (8-17), .320, 10.0 GB

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll 'em!

Standings — April 30, 2026

(Updated May 7, 2026)
(Updated May 11, 2026)
(Updated May 15, 2026)

1. Pirates  (21-10), .677, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (25-14), .641, 0.0 GB
3. Reds (15-9), .625, 2.5  GB
4. Cardinals (15-17), .469, 6.5 GB
5. Red Sox (11-13), .458, 6.5 GB
6. Giants (11-14), .440, 7.0 GB
7. Rockies (6-9), .400, 7.0 GB
8. Mets (9-17), .346, 9.5 GB
9. Oakland (6-16), .273, 10.5 GB

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll 'em!

Standings — March 29, 2026

 (Updated March 31, 2026)

1. Pirates  (20-8), .714, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (20-12), .625, 2.0 GB
3. Reds (15-8), .652, 2.5  GB
4. Giants (9-10), .474, 6.5 GB
5. Cardinals (11-12), .478, 6.5 GB
6. Red Sox (10-11), .476, 6.5 GB
7. Rockies (5-8), .385, 7.5 GB
8. Mets (4-13), .235, 10.5 GB
9. Oakland (4-16), .200, 12.0 GB

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll 'em!

March 2, 2026—Bodega Bay Special

 

1. Pirates  (18-7), .720, 0.0 GB
2. Reds (15-8), .652, 2.0  GB
3. Yankees (17-10), .630, 2.0 GB
4. Giants (9-8), .529, 5.0 GB
5. Cardinals (11-12), .478, 6.0 GB
6. Red Sox (8-10), .444, 6.5 GB
7. Rockies (5-8), .385, 7.0 GB
8. Mets (4-13), .235, 10.0 GB
9. Oakland (3-14), .176, 11.0 GB

Those are the standings after another fabulous Redwood SOM Draft Weekend! This season we will be adding the 43rd name to the Chico Escuela hardware.  

First, our 2024 champion Pirates presented Chico to our 2025 World Champion, the Giants; Chico will now take up residence in an honored (and temporary!) spot at Giants headquarters.

For. One. Year.

Here's the 2026 Big Board:

And now the 2026 season is under way! First out of the gate are the Pirates, who claim Bodega Curse colors with a record of 18-7; the Reds and Yankees are hot on their heels. Meanwhile the Mets and Oakland are poised to pull off one of the great comebacks in Redwood SOM history! It's a long season, and it's going be a horse race for sure. Anything can happen! 

Great time, as always!

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll 'em!