Commissioner Dog Night 2025

Larry Division

1. Giants  (27-13), .675, 0.0 GB
2. Cardinals (23-17), .575, 4.0 GB
3. Yankees (20-20), .500, 7.0 GB

Moe Division

1. Oakland (24-17), .585, 0.0  GB
2. Mets (22-20), .524, 2.5 GB
3. Rockies (16-27), .372, 9.0 GB

Curly Division

1. Reds (23-17), .575, 0.0 GB
2. Pirates (17-25), .405, 7.0 GB
3. Red Sox (12-28), .300, 11.0 GB

And those are your divisions for 2025. Prediction: the Larry Division will end up being a bloodbath! And, now that the Ping Pong Balls have spoken, here are the mid-season draft results:

Mid-season draft:

1. Cardinals: Nick Kurtz (cut: Adam Duvall)
2. Rockies: Pete Crow-Armstrong (cut: DJ LeMahieu)
3. Mets: Geraldo Perdomo (cut: Jamier Candelario)
4. Red Sox: Kyle Stowers (cut: John Means)
5. Yankees: Roman Anthony (cut: James Outman)
6. Pirates: Andy Pages (cut: Tristan McKenznie)
7. Oakland: Jacob Misiorowski (cut: Liam Hendriks)
8. Reds: Joe Ryan (cut: Sandy Alcantera)
9. Giants: Hunter Brown (cut: Grayson Rodriguez)

Road Kill:

Cardinals draft Sandy Alcantera, cutting Justin Turner

Oakland drafts Justin Turner, cutting Kutter Crawford

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Let's roll!

Standings and ping-pong balls — July 26, 2025

1. Giants  (27-13), .675, 0.0 GB
2. Oakland (24-17), .585, 3.5  GB
3. Reds (23-17), .575, 4.0 GB
4. Cardinals (23-17), .575, 4.0 GB
5. Mets (22-20), .524, 6.0 GB
6. Yankees (20-20), .500, 7.0 GB
7. Pirates (17-25), .405, 11.0 GB
8. Rockies (16-27), .372, 12.5 GB
9. Red Sox (12-28), .300, 15.0 GB

40-game records and ping-pong ball allocations

1. Red Sox (12-28), 9 ping-pong balls (1-9)
2. Rockies (15-25), 7.5 ping-pong balls (10-16, 17 (1-10))
3. Pirates (15-25), 7.5 ping-pong balls (17 (11-20), 18-24)  
4. Yankees (20-20), 6 ping-pong balls (25-30)
5. Mets (21-19), 5 ping-pong balls (31-35)
6. Cardinals (23-17), 3 ping-pong balls (36-38)
7. Reds (23-17), 3 ping-pong balls (39-41)
8. Oakland (23-17), 3 ping-pong balls (42-44)
9. Giants (27-13) 1 ping-pong ball (45)

Standings and ping-pong balls — July 8, 2025

(Updated July 15, 2025)

(Updated July 21, 2025)

(Updated July 23, 2025)

1. Giants  (25-12), .676, 0.0 GB
2. Oakland (24-17), .585, 3.0  GB
3. Reds (23-17), .575, 3.5 GB
4. Cardinals (23-17), .575, 3.5 GB
5. Mets (22-20), .524, 5.5 GB
6. Yankees (20-20), .500, 6.5 GB
7. Pirates (17-25), .405, 10.5 GB
8. Rockies (16-27), .372, 12.0 GB
9. Red Sox (10-25), .281, 14.0 GB

40-game records and ping-pong ball allocations

1. Pirates (15-25), Ping-pong balls TBA
2. Rockies (15-25), Ping-pong balls TBA
3. Yankees (20-20), 6 ping-pong balls
4. Mets (21-19), 5 ping-pong balls
5. Oakland (23-17), 3 ping-pong balls
6. Reds (23-17), 3 ping-pong balls
7. Cardinals (23-17), 3 ping-pong balls
8. Giants (record TBA) 1 ping-pong ball