Standings -- July 31, 2019

Larry Division

1. Mets (24-17), .585, 0.0 GB
2. Reds (18-22), .450, 5.5 GB
3. Red Sox (16-27), .372, 9.0 GB

Moe Division

1. Pirates (21-20), .512, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (20-24), .455, 2.5 GB
3. Athletics (18-22), .450, 2.5 GB

Curly Division

1. Giants (30-15), .667, 0.0 GB
2. Rockies (23-17), .575, 4.5 GB
3. Cardinals (17-23), .425, 10.5 GB

Next action: Thursday, August 1, at BearCat's. We may have some guest managers hailing from the Sunshine State. Let's keep 'em rolling!

Divisions and Mid-Season Draft -- July 10, 2019

Larry Division

1. Mets (24-17), .585, 0.0 GB
2. Reds (18-22), .450, 5.5 GB
3. Red Sox (15-25), .375, 8.5 GB

Moe Division

1. Pirates (21-20), .512, 0.0 GB
2. Yankees (20-23), .465, 2.0 GB
3. Athletics (18-22), .450, 2.5 GB

Curly Division

1. Giants (27-14), .659, 0.0 GB
2. Rockies (23-17), .575, 3.5 GB
3. Cardinals (17-23), .425, 9.5 GB

And those are your divisions for 2019 after a rousing Commissioner Dog Night! Yankees and Athletics get the biggest boost out of the division assignments. And that Moe Division in particular looks like it's gonna be a horse race!

Mid-season draft results:

1. Pirates: Chris Paddack (cut: Carl Edwards)
2. Cardinals: Jordan Yamamoto (cut: Ryan Goins)
3. Reds: Pete Alfonso (cut: Nick Vincent)
4. Red Sox: Yordan Alvarez (cut: Andrew Toles)
5. Mets: Ketel Marte (cut: Chris Archer)
6. Yankees: Tyler Glasnow (cut: Mychel Givens)
7. Athletics: Jorge Polanco (cut: Addison Reed)
8. Rockies: Charlie Morton (cut: Mike Trumbo)
9. Giants: Mike Soroka (cut: Aaron Sanchez)

Road kill:

1. Cardinals: Mychel Givens (cut: Zack Cozart)  

Next action: Nothing scheduled at the moment. Let's keep 'em rolling!

Commissioner Dog Night Standings -- July 9, 2019

1. Giants (27-14), .659, 0 GB
2. Mets (24-17), .585, 3.0 GB
3. Rockies (23-17), .575, 3.5 GB
4. Pirates (21-19), .525, 5.5 GB
5. Yankees (19-23), .451, 8.5 GB
6. Reds (18-22), .450, 8.5 GB
7. Athletics (18-22), .450, 8.5 GB
8. Cardinals (17-23), .425, 9.5 GB
9. Red Sox (15-25), .375, 11.5 GB

40-Game Records and Ping-Pong Ball Allocations

1. Red Sox (15-25) (9 Ping-Pong balls)
2. Cardinals (17-23) (8 Ping-Pong balls)
3. Yankees (18-22) (6 Ping-Pong balls)
4. Reds (18-22) (6 Ping-Pong balls)
5. Athletics (18-22) (6 Ping-Pong balls)
6. Pirates (21-19) (4 Ping-Pong balls)
7. Rockies (23-17) (3 Ping-Pong balls)
8. Mets (24-16) (2 Ping-Pong balls)
9. Giants (26-14) (1 Ping-Pong ball)

Next action: Commissioner Dog Night is tonight! Get ready for divisional assignments and that mid-season draft!

Standings -- July 2, 2019

1. Giants (25-13), .658, 0 GB
2. Mets (24-17), .585, 2.5 GB
3. Rockies (23-17), .575, 3.0 GB
4. Pirates (21-19), .525, 5.0 GB
5. Athletics (17-18), .486, 6.5 GB
6. Yankees (19-23), .451, 8.0 GB
7. Reds (17-22), .436, 8.5 GB
8. Cardinals (15-22), .405, 9.5 GB
9. Red Sox (15-25), .375, 11.0 GB

40-Game Records and Ping-Pong Ball Allocations

1. Red Sox (15-25) (Ping-Pong balls TBD)
2. Yankees (18-22) (Ping-Pong balls TBD)
3. Pirates (21-19) (Ping-Pong balls TBD)
4. Rockies (23-17) (3 Ping-Pong balls)
5. Mets (24-16) (2 Ping-Pong balls)
6. Giants (record TBD) 1 Ping-Pong ball

Next action: Commissioner Dog Night is July 9! Get ready for divisional assignments and that mid-season draft!

Standings -- May 24, 2019

(Updated May 28, 2019)
(Updated June 15, 2019)

1. Giants (23-11), .676, 0 GB
2. Mets (21-13), .618, 2.0 GB
3. Rockies (21-17), .553, 4.0 GB
4. Pirates (21-19), .525, 5.0 GB
5. Athletics (15-16), .484, 6.5 GB
6. Yankees (18-21), .462, 7.5 GB
7. Cardinals (13-18), .419, 8.5 GB
8. Reds (15-21), .417, 9.0 GB
9. Red Sox (11-21), .344, 11.0 GB

40-Game Records and Ping-Pong Ball Allocations

1. Pirates (21-19) (Ping-Pong balls TBD)

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Somebody step up! Let's roll 'em!

Standings -- May 2, 2019

1. Giants (20-9), .690, 0 GB
2. Mets (18-13), .581, 3.0 GB
3. Rockies (20-15), .571, 3.0 GB
4. Pirates (18-16), .529, 4.5 GB
5. Athletics (13-13), .500, 5.5 GB
6. Yankees (18-21), .462, 7.0 GB
7. Reds (15-19), .441, 7.5 GB
8. Cardinals (12-17), .414, 8.0 GB
9. Red Sox (9-20), .310, 11.0 GB

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Somebody step up! Let's roll 'em!

Standings -- April 2, 2019

1. Giants (20-9), .690, 0 GB
2. Mets (16-12), .571, 3.5 GB
3. Rockies (17-15), .531, 4.5 GB
4. Pirates (18-16), .529, 4.5 GB
5. Athletics (12-13), .480, 6.0 GB
6. Reds (15-19), .441, 7.5 GB
7. Cardinals (11-15), .423, 7.5 GB
8. Red Sox (9-14), .391, 8.0 GB
9. Yankees (14-20), .412, 8.5 GB

Next action: Nothing scheduled right now. Somebody step up! Let's roll 'em!